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Anatomy of a Craps Pig
1. Diddles with the dice and takes forever to get a roll.
2. Continues to bounce the dice off the table.
3. Intentionally or unintentionally throws dice into cheque stacks.
4. Rolls gaming chips all over the damn table.
5. Spills ashes or drinks on the table.
6. Throws money down and makes a bet while the dice are in the air.
7. Points finger at winning wager and expects to be paid out of sequence of payoffs to other players.
8. Whines and moans when a Hardway hits and can't remember that his/her bet WENT DOWN about six rolls ago.
9. Throws Place Bets into the dealer's Bank.
10. Has no clue about how bets are boxed (placed on the layout) and can't keep track of his (her) bets.
11. Throws cash on the table (often in The Field) without stating whether it is a bet or a request for buy-in.
12. Mumbles or does not clearly state the nature of his (her) bet.
13. Barber poles bets (bets multiple denominations of chips, so it's a hassle for the dealers to figure the payoff).
14. Stiffs the dealers.
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